Edward asks about...Pies.
I'm baaaack. Lots of life got in the way there for a while. I'm going to try answering an email again, although I do believe that cutting and pasting some html-tagged email before was what caused some kind of clog in my blog.
Andrew wrote to me and asked:
"I have a question that I wanted to ask you about being pied. It seems that you took more pies to the face than anyone else on the show. What was it like to be pied? How did they shoot those sketches? Did you groan each time you saw another script that had you getting pied? In particular, I am very curious about the “Drugs” episode, where all those kids just barraged you at the end. What was that experience like, and can you give us some “behind the scenes” info on that episode? I also enjoyed the “malapropophobia” sketch where Ross hit you with “the next cream pie” even after he told you he wouldn’t, all because he suffered from a fear of telling the truth. Classic stuff. Who came up with that idea? Any insight on that sketch as well?"
okay, one at a time! I think you are right, I probably did get more pies than the other kids, and I chalk this up to 2 factors:
1) I was on every show, mostly, so the odds were simply greater that I would therefore suffer more indiginities than the others and
2) Roger Price had a secret strategy that by humiliating and otherwise causing me to endure great hardships, he would thereby make me more sympathetic, even though I was mostly portrayed as a bit of a sarcastic know-it-all (hang on-I think that was my true personality shining through!!)
The thing is, being pied was kind of...fun. They weren't real pies-hope this isn't revealing some kind of comedy trade secret. I can see it now: this will get back to the comedy mafia and they'll take a hit out on me. I knew there was a good reason to fear clowns...
but back to the "pies"...they were, in fact, shaving cream. This foamed up and was more creamy than whipped cream, and it didn't melt under the hot studio lights and get all smelly and old-dairy disgusting. The only downside was that certain kids, who shall remain nameless but who were younger than me and somewhat mischevious, often used the pie-ing with the shaving cream as a weapon, and indeed, I got a few in the face that were relatively forceful. Shaving cream in the eyes kinda stings. The drug ep is one where the pieing at the end was....robust.
Ross (Les Lye), being a long-time, inside member of the secret comedy mafia, was expert at all things slapstick, and could deliver a pie like no other, with just the right amount of force (it looked like there was force, but there wasn't) and just the right amount of squish at the end. A consumate comedy pro. I hope he never finds out I have revealed the shaving cream secret, he would be horrified.
Andrew wrote to me and asked:
"I have a question that I wanted to ask you about being pied. It seems that you took more pies to the face than anyone else on the show. What was it like to be pied? How did they shoot those sketches? Did you groan each time you saw another script that had you getting pied? In particular, I am very curious about the “Drugs” episode, where all those kids just barraged you at the end. What was that experience like, and can you give us some “behind the scenes” info on that episode? I also enjoyed the “malapropophobia” sketch where Ross hit you with “the next cream pie” even after he told you he wouldn’t, all because he suffered from a fear of telling the truth. Classic stuff. Who came up with that idea? Any insight on that sketch as well?"
okay, one at a time! I think you are right, I probably did get more pies than the other kids, and I chalk this up to 2 factors:
1) I was on every show, mostly, so the odds were simply greater that I would therefore suffer more indiginities than the others and
2) Roger Price had a secret strategy that by humiliating and otherwise causing me to endure great hardships, he would thereby make me more sympathetic, even though I was mostly portrayed as a bit of a sarcastic know-it-all (hang on-I think that was my true personality shining through!!)
The thing is, being pied was kind of...fun. They weren't real pies-hope this isn't revealing some kind of comedy trade secret. I can see it now: this will get back to the comedy mafia and they'll take a hit out on me. I knew there was a good reason to fear clowns...
but back to the "pies"...they were, in fact, shaving cream. This foamed up and was more creamy than whipped cream, and it didn't melt under the hot studio lights and get all smelly and old-dairy disgusting. The only downside was that certain kids, who shall remain nameless but who were younger than me and somewhat mischevious, often used the pie-ing with the shaving cream as a weapon, and indeed, I got a few in the face that were relatively forceful. Shaving cream in the eyes kinda stings. The drug ep is one where the pieing at the end was....robust.
Ross (Les Lye), being a long-time, inside member of the secret comedy mafia, was expert at all things slapstick, and could deliver a pie like no other, with just the right amount of force (it looked like there was force, but there wasn't) and just the right amount of squish at the end. A consumate comedy pro. I hope he never finds out I have revealed the shaving cream secret, he would be horrified.
I'm so glad you're back, Christine!!
And I know exactly who you're talking about. I have the Drugs episode and the who-will-still-be-unnamed literally SLAMMED it right into your face! There was even a "BAM!" noise very audible on the tape. Everytime I see that, I'm left speechless. Did you do something to Ke...oops, "that boy" that made him so mad? :-P
And actually, the shaving cream thing is already known anyway. Haha. If I remember correctly, I read on YCDTOTV.com that early cast member, Cindi Kennedy, accidently swallowed some.
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Ditto here! Welcome back to your blog. Nice new look. I was watching some pie scenes on You Tube the other day. Boy, did they ever sock it to you! Sometimes it did seem like they enjoyed it a little too much!
About Roger's motives for making your character likable through embarrassment, I would have to say that now that you mention it, it does seem somewhat true in earlier skits. In approximately 1979 - 80, there's a skit where two boys are doing a "Moose Call", and they're saying your name "Moose" in a long, dragged out way as if it were coming from an actual moose call. Like an animal wandering through the forest, you wandered over to where you heard the sound. You then explained to the boys that it was only your nickname, not your real name. You walked back over to the other side of the set, and they both began calling you again, "Moose", and again, almost like a deer walking across the forest, you walked over to where you heard the sound.
The boys laughed. Then you looked into the camera with an orphan Annie-type look and said, "I think I have to change my nickname."
That was one of the earliest pieces of footage I had seen of You Can't. When I first saw it, I thought it was a little humiliating for these two boys to be making fun of another kid's nickname, but it did make you more endearing to the audience.
Guess Roger Price's strategy worked.
All the best, Moose!
Todd Harris
NJ
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Delighted to see you back. I had always sort of suspected about the shaving cream, but wondered what happened when it got in one's eyes. Thanks for clearing that up (as it were).
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Good to have you back.
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Good evening Christine, my name is Wayne and I live in New York. You are awesome! I just recently discovered ycdtotv.com and your website. Seeing clips from the show on ycdtotv.com and youtube really brings back a lot of memories. I miss the show so much and if they ever get around to releasing it on dvd I think I would buy every single episode. You were my favorite character from the show. They don't make good shows like this anymore and it's quite a shame.
I think Roger Price's strategy worked because I always felt sorry for you whenever you were a victim of a pie barrage.
Sincerely,
Wayne
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Well, you've discussed the green slime, the pies... is there going to be a water post next? Speaking of which, was official CJOH/YCDTOTV water intentionally made warm, cold, or just sort of room temperature? I suppose warm water would be slightly less unpleasant, but what do I know?
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Woo-Hoo! You're back! Hey! Moe Howard (from The Three Stooges!) told me the same thing about pies and shaving cream so don't worry about giving away any secrets. Moe let the cat out of the bag a long time ago! lol!
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Yes indeed, welcome back!
Mmmmmmmm Shaving Cream...
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Moosie,
Glad to see you're back and blogging!If you were the one that got hit with the most pies,I'd venture to say that Lisa was the one who got "Watered" the most.
I still crack up every time I watch you trick Lisa into saying,"Water".
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Welcome Back Christine.
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Ooh yay got a new look going on as well. Spiffy.
I've learned that cold isn't too good for the whipped cream pie either. During one of my drama class' spring shows, we raffled off the chance to pie a teacher. I sprayed out the aerosol cream about half an hour in advance and kept it in a mini-fridge. When it came time to use it, it was about as thin and soupy as... as... thin soup. Sorry, its early in the morning.
So I can see why shaving cream would get preferential treatment. The real stuff is just too weak.
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Ok, now I feel real stupid after your explaination that the pies were made of shaving cream...I could have sworn that after you got pied, some of the cast would scoop some of the cream and eat it, or the one being pied would lick some of it up with their toungue. Was that just my bad memory? or did you guys stop rolling tape, and switch the cream?
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Yes I remember a few eps as well where someone went up and licked the cream
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The one episode I remember where they really tortured you, Christine, is the "Safety First" episode,where you got water (several times), slimed, shocked, torn in half, had your head cut off, had a 16-ton weight dropped on you (a la Monty Python), and even had your dress lifted up. Did you owe the director money that week or something?
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Hi Christine
I sent you an email, but just in case it wound up in the junk mail box, thought I'd try you here! I'm a writer for What's Up Kids Family Magazine and would really like to interview you for an upcoming feature article about kids on TV. I would like to interview you because the parents reading the magazine would have grown up with your show, and you have gone on to work in the industry behind the scenes as an adult.
Could you please contact me on the attached email address so I could arrange a phone interview? You would have the insight many parents and kids would appreciate on this subject. :)
Kind regards
Kylie-Jane
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So, Christine, when you walk through a store, are you recognized by people and begged to death to sign an autograph? I mean, is your life like a normal citizen's or like a celebrity who can't stay out of the lens of a media-holic? I'm in the States, so enlighten me. What's up in Canada with you and your reputation? The pie conversation is great, but if we lose you again on the internet, I want to get every thing into these blogs. You're an intriguing celebrity, in that you were one of the biggest stars of the early 80's. What happened? Why didn't you pursue stardom? And also, do you think that if you went to Hollywood with your resume, you could find a place there to be a starring attraction? Your status reminds me of a Todd Bridges or Leif Garrett or Kim Fields. It's like being one move away from being the leading actor or actress. The world needs our decent kid actors as decent adult actors because the children stars that are being shown today have lost their minds or clothes as adults like Lindsey Lohan and Christina Ricci. Harry Potter on stage. I don't know. Maybe it's smart to get out before you become an adult? Get out like Kristy McNichol did. Or a Punky Brewster and Vicki from the tv show Small Wonder. You were good enough to get to the next level in acting Christine, so what happened? Why'd you back away from show business in front of the camera? Please don't take this as offensive. Just curiousity from your homie.
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Your secret is safe with me.
Your Kansas City fan, Freddy
P.S. Many happy (although belated) returns of the day. (Happy belated birthday!)
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Hi Christine
Long time fan, loved the show on ABC as a kid (Australian ABC that is...). I too am wondering about the fame aspect. I guess it would depend on how they treat 'celebrity' in Canada. In interviews, singer/songwriter Neil Finn has stated that when he goes home to New Zealand he gets left alone, can take the kids to school & operate like a normal person, regardless of whether he is the frontman of a big band like Crowded House. People just let him go about his business. Everywhere else in the world he goes to he's hounded for autographs etc etc...
How is it in Canada? Or is it a case of the newer generation of kids not recognising you due to the show not being aired anymore? Do you get people whispering in the background of the supermarket: "Is that her? I reckon it is. Should we go ask? NO that would be embarrassing, especially if it isn't" kinda thing?
Just another thing you may already know: The show was HUGE in Australia, airing on the ABC during "The Afternoon Show" which showed a lot of other kids shows. Every kid would get home from school & switch on "The Afternoon Show", & I remember having many YCDTOTV discussions with kids the next day.
Thanks for the entertainment!
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I could tell that some of the pies were shaving cream, but some of them were definitely not. The one that slams Lisa during the episode on the Supernatural comes to mind. Even the pies in the Drugs ep look "real". Of course, you were the one with the pies in your face, so who am I to quibble, lol.
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What ever happend to Ross?
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Is there going to be another slimecon anytime soon?
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Hard to say, really. There have been initial discussions about doing it again at some point, maybe for the show's 30th anniversary in 2009. The real question is, would it be interesting enough to hold again? Also, would any of the cast members attend at this point, or have they sort of put the show in their past for good and moved on with their lives? (I'm honestly curious about the answer to that last question)
There are a lot of challenges facing another SlimeCon, but the two that were held were great experiences for all involved. It's certainly worth thinking about.
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"Don't Pull the Rope!"
I was just watching CBC and some show I wasn't aware of was on called "The Doodlebops." Evidently at complete random, a rope falls from the ceiling, and everybody tells this character "Don't pull the rope!" but he pulls it anyway and water falls from above. Reminded me of some other show where water falls from the sky... wonder what that show could be...
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Im such a huge fan! I loved the show and grew up watching you guys!!
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Has Christine forgotten the site?
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Hello Christine.
If you ever get this message, I just want you to know that the positive effects of YCDTOTV are still out there.
Last month I was "Backstage" at our Renaissance Festival, and the day just seemed to be going "Too Well". Everyone seemed to be waiting for something bad to happen, and while we were waiting for our parade to start, I was chatting with some members of the Royal Court.
To make a long story short, after discussing the good fortunes of the day, someone said "Well, maybe our luck is turning around, and everything will be perfect".
Simultaneously, and completely spontaneously, I yelled back across the crowd... "Yeah, maybe.. or this is just the introduction to the opposite sketches!"
Halfway through that statement, I looked up to see the person next to me saying the exact same line. Needless to say... it was a moment of bizarre synchronicity, and the start of a long conversation, which looks to become a long friendship.
Thank you again for bringing humor and joy to our lives.
You rock.
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Hi Moosie! Hey Its been quite some time since We've heard from you, Do hope all is well. Found quite a following for YCDTOT in FACEBOOK. Quite a growing number of folks know and remember the show. Anyways, Happy Holidays to you and yours!
-G.
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Christine,
Thanks for being online--I was wondering what was happening with you recently. Count me as a major fan (just 2 years or so younger than you, actually), who was able to introduce his children to YCDTOTV through the magic of the Internet. Thanks for the fun for both of our generations, and for giving some of us regular kids hope that we might be on TV someday ourselves. (That hasn't happened exactly for me, but hey, I'm still childish. :) ) {ProfJonathan}
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Just wanted to say that I watched you everday on Nick for many years and remember the show fondly. You were one of my fave characters on the show and I just wanted to say hello.
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Hello Christine
I am a fan, it's nice to see you are online or at least recently were online and actually taking the time to answer questions from your fans. I wished the re-runs of YCDTOTV were still on the air somewhere so I could show my 9 year old son what I used to watch on TV growing up,... I am the same age as Alasdair.
I hope this message finds you and your family doing well.
-Mike
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Hey Christine, I'm going to guess that you are really busy once again but should you see this posting please have a look at YCDTOYT it would mean a great deal to the kids that are acting on the show. I almost had a job writing for the show back in 1987. Mr Price phoned me and we had a half hour chat. But it was not to be becuase the show was channeled before I got to Ottawa. Any ways I writing the show now and it's a lot of fun. -Sterling
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Hi Christine,
Just wanted to stop by and say hello and am so glad that I found this site! I am a huge fan of ycdtotv, and you and Lisa were my all time favorite characters!
Jason
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Christine,
I loved YCDTOTV. I first saw it when my parents got cable TV about 1981 I was 11 yr old. I would love to see YCDTOTV on DVD in fact I would purchase it for my 12 yr old daughter who watches nick all the time. I would also like to see a current pic of you. I kind of had a crush on you in the 80's.
Dave in Custer SD.
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www.aboutus.org/ChristineMcGlade.com
This is rather slutty. Why would Christine write such crap? Maybe she has a darker side than any of us are aware of!
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Christine, I always thought you were sexy, you still make me horny :P
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Jep, christine is still a hottie, she had the perfect amount of weight on her to make her great for sex........nice and tight
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Yep, nice and tight, and thats alright
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How would you know? Your prick aint been anywhere near a woman.
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Christine has those nice titties, firm and big, I would love to get my hands on them.
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Big? You been dating 10 year olds with mosquito bites again, Beau?
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I agree! She's way hot!
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It's official... Christine doesn't read this anymore. LOL.
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I sent her an e-mail via her website. Hopefully all will be straightened out soon. :)
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she should not have started this if she wasn't going continue it......
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Hey, everyone gets busy once in a while, especially people in the entertainment industry.
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Quit your whining you big pussy.
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Found this blog after looking on Wikipedia for YCDTOTV... wonder if any of the other cast members have one.
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I wonder if christine likes anal sex?
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With your pencil dick? I doubt it!
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I just wish christine the very best, she made me laugh
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I think it's just embarrassing that people would post such awful things on someone's personal blog. Especially someone who has tried to be open to her fans as Christine has. You people should be ashamed of yourself. Frankly, I'm disgusted.
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Consider who started this.
www.aboutus.org/ChristineMcGlade.com
A public figure should not write such garbage if they don't wish such scrutiny by their fans.
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bite me prick
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So fender, do you spend most of your time masturbating in front of your computer? Sad, sad, little man...
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Yes
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i also wear my sisters dirty pantys so whats your point
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those who screw sheep shouldnt throw stones.
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up yours rachael
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So poetic. Don't mince words now, fender. I'm sure it took a couple of hours with a dictionary to compose that three word masterpiece.
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Man, this is getting ridiculous now. I have a feeling there's something we are missing in this whole thing from Christine's end. It's all very strange. And I also think one person is posting all the bad things. Some people have too much time on their hands!
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hello, I know this has nothing to do with this, but I was wondering if you remember my mom, sherra matthewson?
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oh rachael you are so very cleaver, now go finger yourself
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fender:
Cleaver??? I believe you meant clever; which yes, I am. Unfortunately, you with your third grade education are not.
Let's look at your record of consistency:
anal sex
bite me prick
up your
finger yourself
Do you really insist on showing your lack of decorum (sorry fender, decorum means the appropriateness of behavior or conduct) by embarrassing yourself on a regular basis?
You are no match for me. Frankly, I'm beginning to find you rather boorish, since your responses are hostile, lack originality, and punctuation.
You however, will insist on having the last word. After all, that is what insecure, pathetic, little people such as yourself do.
Enjoy that trailer fender. Perhaps someday the Piggly Wiggly will promote you. Then you may finally realize your dream of that double wide. Meantime, continue molesting children and being violent towards women.
I will not respond to your next post; I am above that. Enjoy your miserable existence of a life.
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well buttplug, you really showed me huh? how very bright you are, and I am no match for you. I do get the feeling that you are some fat bitch that hates all men. My life is fine, its your life that is in question. I'll leave you with this, push away from that Bigmack!! TTFN
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you are an imbecile. have fun jerking off this week, crackerhead.
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oh will will :P
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I mean, Oh I will, too much puff. Oh and also rachael ever heard of Jenny Creig? She wants to hear from you, you gotta start someday, TA
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I love christine when she had her hair dyed black, she was hot
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Rachael, are you a shut-in? Like too big to leave the house?
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fender dude, it looks like this rachael chick got the best of you. Man you keep ranting, but just like the girl said she isn't respondinf. btw, you are one angry bmf!
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I agree, lighten up fender. Can't you just drop it?
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sure she did, SURE!! Rach, you should try to get out more, you know, take a walk before you get so fat you can't walk anymore. I can feel your fat girly-girl! TTFN
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Rachael, you are a phoney fat bitch, arn't you?? Now go feed
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SHIT-BALLS-DICK-TIT-CUNT
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Lol! You're a f#@king riot fender! You don't get out much do you?
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I am on house arrest. my bad??
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fender you are my new hero
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To get back to christine mcglade for a moment....when I was young, I was watching you can't. I had this huge crush on christine. This one show she came out wearing a black one piece bathing suit. My crush turned to lust, and she has stayed a crush for many years.
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Did you ever see the one where she's wearing a yellow tennis skirt and she has a cast on her leg? She's hopping around on one leg, falls, then shimmies backward to the riser behind her. The whole time you get this glorious upskirt shot. Sweet!!!
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Given the kind of responses that this blog is getting, I wouldn't be surprised if Christine never spoke with the public again. It's truly sad that when a TV icon decides to open up to her fans, this is the kind of disgusting and degrading stuff that gets posted in response.
Fender, please do grow up and find something constructive to do with your time. I don't even want to touch the previous post - there's something very disturbing about a person who watches a *children's* TV show for upskirt shots. Yuck.
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So you think upskirt shots are yuck? You need to get in touch with your inner voyeur, because upskirt shot rule!! real men like seeing things like that, it is just how we are. And by the way, christine is all grow up now, and i am sure she has had lots of sex, its human nature. so fuck off prude
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Yes I think I do remember the cast on her leg. Christine knows how to get attention from the guys, cause sex sells even on kids shows. Christine is a nice looking gal. So if we look at her with sex thoughts, that is normal. And even when she was younger, she had a killer body!!
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Yo byron, something tell me that you must have been watching "kevin" more closely. If you think an upskirt is yuck, your a fag!
A few years back I went to see Alanis in concert. The opening band was Garbage. With the very eatable Shirley Manson. I loved seeing Garbage, but when Alanis hit the stage, it was time to split. But I must say Alanis did very well for herself. I wonder if she has stayed intouch with any of the"You Can't cast members. Also I remember watching Turkey TV, that show was great and very funny.
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Byron Smith come out of the closet !!
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You gotta come out of it first fender. Not enough room for 3
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you probably like to eat garbage too..
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Hey Christine, I remember growing up and watching your show when I was a kid. I hope all is well with you and I'm excited I've got the chance to actually say "Hi" to you.
Don't get let down about some who might be negetive towards you. Thiers people like that all over the world with nothing better do.
Take care, I'm glad I got to say Hi!
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up yours
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No, Fender. If you're looking up skirts on a *children's* TV show - I will repeat , a *children's* TV show - you've got problems. I really shouldn't have to spell this out for you. Nor is this the appropriate forum for such a discussion.
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Byron you should talk this over with rachael, she's a fag too! come out of the closet
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Why are you so angry and offensive?
You know, I'm sorry I asked that question. Because I guarantee that based on previous posts, I won't get a respectful answer.
Please, for the sake of my friend and colleague Christine, could we please take this to a respectful level? After all, this blog is suppose to be about someone you all admire.
Please don't deface it anymore.
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Is this THE Lisa? That would be cool.
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Lisa you sound like a nice and respectful lady. I have just one question for you, do you swallow??
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Way to go fender, you just insulted Lisa Ruddy!
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so does she swallow?
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almost as good as your mother
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It just dawned on me, christine, lisa, and all the other girls that were on "you can't" are now all MILF's
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100th post, what do I win??
Byron smith bite the big one closet-case
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You\'re such a coward fender! You can\'t respond to anyone with an intelligent answer, can you? So, what is it you are afraid of little man?
I\'ll venture to say that you don\'t have much of a life, do you? No girlfriend??? Dead end job??? Minimal education so you can\'t improve yourself??? There has to be some reason that you are such a sad, pathetic individual that your only defense is to attempt to bring everyone down to your level.
It\'s not working. You just keep making more of an ass of yourself and everyone is laughing at you.
Actually, I think most of them are done laughing at you. You posted 3 times in a row without a response. You\'re old news fender. Boring, unimaginative, unintelligible, last week\'s news.
And you\'re so predictable, I already know you will continue to respond like a coward and pepper this with vile insults.
You\'re a joke. You will always be a joke. Your insults prove that. They also show you really don\'t like yourself very much. Coward! You wouldn\'t have the balls to say any of this to our faces. Coward, coward, coward.......
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so fuck off
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I THINK YOU ROCK FENDER, KICK HIS ASS
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Oh, did I make the widdle boy cry? Boo Hoo! Did I hurt the widdle boy's feelings?
Just like I said fender/AnalSexOnAcid (everyone knows that post by AnalSexOnAcid is you fender, the only one that gullible is you) you couldn't handle it, so you respond like the true moron you are.
Joke, joke, joke....
Coward, coward, coward....
And so the story continues....
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I bet you wouldn't say that shit to my face. You can hide behind your little computer screen, you mean boy!! now tell your mother to get under my desk
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Yes, I would say it to your face. And I'm hardly the one who is hiding. You hide behind this act of being vile, obnoxious, violent fender. Unless it isn't a act; and in that case, it's just pathetic...
And it's such a joy to hear from you again AnalSexOnAcid, fender's alterego/same person. Come on, two minutes between posts. Could you be more obvious?
See, I can approach this in a civilized manner fender, and you can't. And that eats at you doesn't it? You don't like being inferior do you? So your only defense is to be obscene.
It's funny and sad all at once. I almost want to take pity on you. Your inability to make any form of a positive impression in this world. The bad environment you must live in to make you act this way.
I should feel bad for you. Poor fender, he was the product of a crappy environment. Not enough love as a child. Spurned by the girls who laughed behind his back. Life gave you some hard knocks, didn't it fender?
Poor, poor fender. Can't defend himself in a civilized manner because mommy and daddy didn't show him how.
Wait a second now. Let me reread your post. "Have my mother get under your desk?" Sounds like an Oedipus complex. Is that it fender? Did your mommy sexually abuse you as a child? "Don't tell anyone son and it will be our little secret." And then you realized you liked it and loved your mommy very much. But mommy couldn't be there for you when you became older because it wasn't as naughty and you became a bore to her. So she stopped and you were devastated. And to this day, every relationship you have is doomed because they can't live up to mommy. Oh, how my heart aches for the poor, poor boy...
Lack of proper love. Lack of education. How could you possibly be anything else?
Hey everyone, doesn't it break your heart? Poor, poor fender...
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Fender you are getting alot of attention
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I'm cool. i deserve it
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So wheres your mother? I need her mouth
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It puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again
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pull them little panties down to your knees take a deep breath, close your eyes and enjoy.............
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Get off your cuzzin. shes only 12 and you could knock her up. ugly fuckin kid that would make
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you are all nutts
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get away from my nutts you mo!
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WTF!!! What did I do to you fender?
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J.H. you sound like a little prick. You also sound like the kind of little prick that needs his ass kicked, keep it up jerk!!
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fender likes pricks
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I watched that show years ago when I was a kid in the Uk. Good luck christine
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You wanker. How can you remeber your childhood? You live in a drug induced haze.
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You bag of shite. Complete bollocks! "I'll bloody thump your arse!
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I see some cunt is useing my screen name, don't let me catch you, or it's your ass
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Dude, I hope so cause that cousin remark was rude and right down your alley.
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Like AnalSexOnAcid said, you are getting alot of attention. Pissed people attention, but attention nonetheless.
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I know I'll probably take crap from this fender guy, but is it not pretty obvious that this is his primary objective?
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I rule!!
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Something tell me that our "pass the gravy" girl rachael is around
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Not me fender. You ever try to type with a fork in one hand and a Brewski in the other?
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Not me either. I'm still waiting for that gravy to get passed.
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Hi this is Rachael, my favorite snack food is cat-turds. Dipped in gravy of course
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I seen Amy Winehouse has checked in, was that really her?? NO NO NO
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So Christine McGlade, what are your thoughts on all of this? We have turned to riot because you haven't spoken to us! We just might have to torch the place before long, or at least turn over some cars or maybe a bus!!
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You can dip my turds in gravy, you hot hunk of burnin love. Rim shot! Rim shot!
Mmmm
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Well Fender, I have been reading all of your remarks, and I must say, you make me hot! I want to jump your bones big guy!! I have your email address and I am sending you some of my nude photos, big kiss C.M.
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Fender I must say I am impressed. I also want to send you mt nude photos, studmuffin!
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Oh rachael baby! I like a girl with some meat on her bones. Find that gravy and we can forget the K-Y Gel. Pass the StoveTop, I got some stuffin to do!
XOXOXOXO
Your StudFender
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Screw the gravy, I want Cheesy Poofs!
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Whats all this talk about gravy?? I like butter my my gravy, leave them steak-tips right where they are..
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complaints or comments
fenderlespaul@walla.com
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Or try the crime dog
aka Parker Alley
fenderstrat27@hotmail.com
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Fender can I blow you, please???
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Well Rachael, since you said please, then ok. But you'll need to wear a mouth condom, I don't want it to burn tomorrow when I pee
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That's ok fender, I was going to ask you to wear a condom anyways. I didn't want direct contact with your Herpes and Syphilis sores, the puss is really gross!
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I meant pus, but your puss is kinda gross also! Must be all those generations of inbreeding.
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Come on dear, at least say something that is worth reading, that was just dumb
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Rachael, at least write something worth reading, that was just dumb
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And how do your posts merit reading? Your insulting and vile and beyond dumb. Not to mention, you started all this. The chick is just defending herself.
However, I highly doubt that you are dealing with the original Rachael. I think she left the building a long, long time ago.
In that respect, I guess it would be ok then, since it appears to be another sick fuck playing your game.
So you two kids go have fun, or play in traffic, or play Russian roulette with your parent's gun, or something like that.
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Two different F(f)enders also. Confusing which sick fuck is which.
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God mcgruff you seem to know everything, and you are so smart, now fuck off
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Naughty vacum cleaner nozzle, Naughty vacum cleaner nozzle, Naughty!!
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It's not naughty if YOU are the one who keeps putting it down there. Been watching a bit too much Austin Powers have you?
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Does anyone else find this is getting really, really old?
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Does anyone else find this to be getting really, really old?
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naughty vanunm cleaner nozzle, ok that was funny
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.......it's obvious fender ass is also posting a lot under different names to make it seem like someone likes him. No one does and he will will die alone and forgotten...it's quite sad...
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Fuck you rachael
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fender:
I think Rachael left the building at the end of May (looks like last legit post).
Maybe it's time to move on.
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Rach, you are such a lame douche, your a double douche
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Hey fender,
I guess old habits die hard, huh? I know you had fun with this chick, but do you really think she's contributing to your banter anymore?
Oh, well. If you enjoy it I guess that's all that matters.
It'd just be nice if we could get back on topic, or at least have a few diff topics discussed to keep it interesting.
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Double douche
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Double, double douche
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Double dare douche
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Triple dare douche
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Quadruple Massengale douche
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what a baby you are rachael, I know it you
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Baby diapered douche
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Diapered dandy douche
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Full Throttle Douche Bottle
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Wish-Bone vinegar & oil Douche
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Douche You Love Me? (Now That I Can Douche)
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See what I mean.........damn it's sad
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You need another hobby, man
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well at least now you're not trying to reply to yourself under different names. Maybe your theraphy is working!
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at least now you are not replying to yourself under different names. I guess the theraphy is working. Congradulations!
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She was a goth chick. She smiles alot. I finally bedded her. She was on top, and did a great job. When we were done, she lifted up smiled and peed on my dick. What a wild girl!!
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Yeah, definitely another different hobby
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Ah fender, sneety you be. Excepting for mum, you molodoy malchick never seen the old in and out with a sladky devotchka.
yarbles, yarblockos!
Ye be better to snuff it.
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Yo rachie, I need some head, get over here
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You are such a dumbass.
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Try it you'll like it
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Which fender is this, the fake or real one? (F)ender or (f)ender, how do you keep track?
Try what? Being a dumbass? No thanks, you're more than enough for everyone.
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Poor Rachael, fat girls just don't have much fun on this planet.do they??
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I just want everyone to know that I am back and I don't like what fender/Fender has been saying about me. It does not justify how much I can take up the ass, my ass is filled to the brim with cum every night and my vagina is so worn out that it has blisters on it, not like the disease blisters but these new ones. Anyways, spam away about my cum filled ass and twat people.
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Q: How to you make a woman remember you for the rest of her life?
A: Rape Her.
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Well Rachael, after reading that, I am thinking that you are probably great at Cyber-sex. They must love you in the chat rooms, TA TA
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YARBLES!!
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I was at the Carova milk-bar and I dont know what the hell they put in my milk
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It's Karova numbnuts!
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Q: What is red, slimey and crawls up your leg?
A: A homesick abortion.
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what ya were served in yer milk will shapen you up for the old ultra-violence
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singin in the rain, just singin in the Rain.....................
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Viddy well, my little Brother. Viddy well.
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Then, brothers, it came. O bliss, bliss and heaven, oh it was gorgeousness and georgeosity made flesh. The trombones crunched redgold under my bed, and behind my gulliver the trumpets three-wise, silver-flamed and there by the door the timps rolling through my guts and out again, crunched like candy thunder. It was like a bird of rarest spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a space ship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures. There were veeks and ptitsas laying on the ground screaming for mercy and I was smecking all over my rot and grinding my boot into their tortured litsos and there were naked devotchkas ripped and creeching against walls and I plunging like a shlaga into them.
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What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? I bet you got little save pitiful portable picnic players. Come with Uncle and hear all proper. Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. You are invited.
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In the begining, there was me. And my three droogs, georgie, pete and dim.
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I did hanna montana. her pussy lips looked just like her mouth lips
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wanta hear me play my harmonica?
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what the fuck
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Hey Rach, you any good at giving hand jobs?? I could use that service right now
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yes it is true. i'm sorry for my bad words to everyone here. i'm an idiot who knows nothing of life. i usually sit at home crying over my miserable life. i never even heard of christine until i stumbled over this site. Please forgive my worthless little ass....
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RIGHT!! blow me rachael
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Rachie, suck on my left one........
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what the hell is wrong with you people
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i want to drink your pee
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Rachael. go put on that clear lip gloss that I like so much and get under the desk
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I bet Christine's pussy has a fucking stank rank to it, all sweaty and shit...fucking whore.
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NO NO, I didn't say that about christine, I was thinking that about you, fat rachael. You know rach, if I close my eyes while you are blowing me, you aren't even fat. WOW now go get something from the ice box
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It is getting harder and harder finding cute girls with false teeth :P
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www.cakefarts.com
Fuck you Rachael.
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Oh man, is fender still at it? Constantly talking to himself about his imaginary girlfriend and his imaginary conquests.
Hey fender, nobody's listening!
The boy needs a hobby. Better yet, a job.
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Rach, rach, you lonely thing you!!
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fat-ass
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BOY?? if you see a BOY!! suck his dick
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Ladies & Gentlemen, I introduce to you fender the leper!
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You are still a PUTO
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Hey Moose
I just found your blog and have to tell you I used to race home from school every day in oklahoma and get home just intime to catch "You can't do that on television" It was one of my favorite shows in the 80's mainly because I had the biggest crush on you.
I just wanted to thank you for giving my childhood reason and meaning.
Thanks
Eternally your Fan and secret crush.
Scottie
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CHRISTINE PLEASE SAY SOMETHING!!!
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P.S. I used to jerk off to your face with lotion my mom used, it made me feel like she was there with your body.
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Scottie what the hells wrong with you??
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douche bag!
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hi Christine, great to see you're still around and have a blog. YCDTOTv was probably the first show whose time I knew by heart, it was on at like 4 or 4:30 I think. Thanks for helping to make a great show that was fun to watch. It was kind of silly, kind of goofy, but it worked! I never would have guessed that about the pies, shaving cream?? :D o---\o/
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Double-douche
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Hey Rachael, I want you to put some pop-rocks into you mouth and then blow me, ok??
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If it weren't for the crickets chirping, there would be total silence.
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SLAG!!
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anybody got pop-rocks??
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you need some help rachie!!
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Nice try Fender, but we still can't hear anything but the crickets!
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You said "WE"!! Do you have a turd in your pocket rachie?
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I have been busy with some new projects lately, I come back and this is what you have done to my website?? Thanks guys, get a life.
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Christine, On behalf of the fans who enjoy chatting with you. We are sorry that the internet is a tool for simple minded people to ruin anything constructive that people attempt. Please come back and share more with us. There are true fans out there and we love you.
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i just watched some old YCDTOTV eps and couldnt stop laughing
i watched them all when i was a kid and theyre still funny
lotsa jokes in there i didnt get the first time
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Why to go rachael, now you have christine all pissed off!!
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Sadly, Ms. McGlade, you are among a large group of famous folk who've tried to interact with the general public online in a casual setting only to have it go rather badly. Diane Franklin, a movie actress from the 70s and 80s, tried to have a website with a forum board. She became rather busy, as apparently the moderator also did and the forums were hacked.
A lot of good blogs, social networking sites, and forums have suffered greatly from trolls, hackers, and attacks.
I check your blog on very rare occassions and I'm sorry to see things going so badly here. Hopefully, you won't give up from the frustration.
Andrew
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Oh, and for the record to others, this isn't the same Andrew as mentioned in the article story. :)
Andrew
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youll all fucked in the head
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The only person responsible for messing up this forum is Fender and his imaginary girlfriend Rachael.
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to see a picture of me go here:
http://www.cheekycomedy.co.uk/images-2003-may20th/comedy-freaks-outing2.jpg
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hey fuck you andrew
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Andrew,
I know. I skimmed through pretty quickly. Didn't take long to ID the perpetrators.
On other issues, I see Amazon.com still has their page for the still-to-be-relased DVD. While I still to see some of the old episodes with Christine in them, I mostly want them for my own 12 year old son. I've tried to get him interested in old '70s and '80s TV shows.
He doesn't like The Greatest American Hero, but he does like All In The Family, The Dukes Of Hazard, and I'm working on getting him to see The A-Team.
Not sure if he'll like You Can't Do That On TV, but it would be interesting to see his reaction to it.
Andrew
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fuck you again andrew
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Ladies and Gentlemen, the trailer trash has spoken. And notice the eloquent usage of the F-Bomb. A classy fellow this Fender... NOT!
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Rachael you are too much !! I think that you need a gas powered viberator. And Rach when you were young, did you ever eat paint chips? Ever been kicked in the head by a bull?? Sniff glue?
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Fender:
Just because you named your blowup doll Rachael does not mean she is real. You need to grasp reality. A piece of plastic (maybe latex, if you get some overtime at Piggly Wiggly) can't respond to your questions.
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Yes, I am a piece of trash but I prefer the word garbage. Even though my penis is small my feet are very big. I love Britney Spears!
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You know what... I'm done here. Finding out this morning that my mother has cancer is far more important than this silly crap. Anything I said just encouraged this Fender person anyways, so why waste the effort. There's so much more to precious life than this. Bye.
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Awwwww that so sad, bye
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Fender's a pussy!
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A little coward of a pussy!
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A little coward of a pussy who needs his ass kicked!
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anytime, any mother-fucking place
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rackeal you little pig
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So Fender:
You're uneducated (can't spell) and you're into farm animals?? Interesting combination. So are you like on welfare, food stamps, etc... just wondering?
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Pay attention Alanis, Fender's a stockbroker. Look again and you will notice he's heavily involved with pork bellies. Suwee! Suwee!
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Moo!
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LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!
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Andrew I actually love you and I want your body in bed with me next to my teddy bear.
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Rachie, I thought you were going away..............LIER!!
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Lier???
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yes lier!
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Rachael, just wanted you to know.... I perfer a nice soft slow blowjob over a sloppy hard sucking
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To see another picture of me go here:
http://ccscs4b12.tripod.com/pic1/Horrible.gif
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To REALLY see what I look like..................pull down my pants :)
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Its kinda a sleepy feeling
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I heard that they call christine "moose" because she was sooo hairy..........eEUUUU
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Fuck me!
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NO! Fuck you!!
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Hi Rachie............
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Long time fan Moose. I just picked up an 8GB torrent of YCDTOTV episodes and it brings back a lot of memories. Best show ever! I hope they do release it in polished form one day; preferably through Itunes or Blu-ray.
This dork has kind of mucked up your blog. You should be able to trace his route and block his ip. If you have a Macintosh, you can trace his email using network utility and block it through your server controls. If you don't now how, ask your host or sever admin, as they can.
I hope you have as much fun in your life as you have given other people. Please keep blogging!!!
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p.s. You should get a youtube channel!
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Hey Chris, suck my fuckin dick......K?
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Never mind. I'll suck my dog's.
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asshole
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Yes, I am one!
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Rachael, you are one guttless cunt, you hide behind other people. You truly are a coward. Go eat food!!
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Coward???
What an idiot you are! Have you looked at your self lately? Too much of a pussy to show yourself.
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Rachael you need a hobby, and put that sandwich down!!
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I just had sex with our family dog, I want more, alot more!
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I remember that pie episode and even through there was a strong anti-drug message, i could not stop laughing. I think that is the most i have ever laughed. That episode hit me harder that my favorite movie Airplane! It was funnier than that. That is saying a lot.
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I bet u thought "You Can't DO That on Television"would ever have this cult appeal,especially here in murfreesboro tn,it hgave me a reason to live back in the day.I want to see it released to DVD!!!!!!!!!
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Hey Rachael, I found an old big mack in the back of my ice-box, this baby is old, want it?
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Happy Thanksgiving Rachael, just a thought, After you fill your plate to the top with turkey, stuffing, pie and the like, stop at one plate kid-o, you'll be proud of yourself on friday.
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Chirp! Chirp!
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Chirp! Chirp!
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Christine, please take down the lame comments by Fender, they serve no good purpose on your site. Would love to hear how you are doing today! YCDTOT lives on. Why did you cut your hair in the early 80's? Was it a punk thing? Was it strange to evolve from a Canadian role model to a full-on North American brand?
look forward to your respone,
Joey
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Bad move Joey. You just fueled the Fender fire. Now that you mentioned his name he will do nothing but sling insults your way. Him, and his imaginary girlfriend Rachael.
Here's an idea folks, don't mention troll Fender and maybe he will disappear back into his trailer. If you noticed, you don't mention him he goes away just like a bad odor in the wind.
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Look people I know you are a bunch of boot licking sad losers who worship a fugly Canadian girl who has been off TV for 20 years but you need to face the truth.
Fender did not ruin your precious moose blog. Your heifer cow god Christine McGlade did.
She has not posted anything in OVER A YEAR. She has forsaken you to the trolls.
If she doesn't care enough about her fans and blog to defend them why should you?
To your absent bovine deity you all mean less than the green slim that use to fall upon her head on stage.
Cut your hair, stop using drugs, move out of your parents house, get a job, grow up, do something productive for society, and FORGET WHAT WAS ON NICKELODEON A QUARTER CENTURY AGO.
I've moved on. Since I've left television I've had an excellent career standing beside the front door of several old blue haired women.
You all disgust Mrs David the Gnome as you would have Swift if we hadn't been forced to put him down with his rickets and herpes back in 2001.
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Look people I know you are a bunch of boot licking sad losers who worship a fugly Canadian girl who has been off TV for 20 years but you need to face the truth.
Fender did not ruin your precious moose blog. Your heifer cow god Christine McGlade did.
She has not posted anything in OVER A YEAR. She has forsaken you to the trolls.
If she doesn't care enough about her fans and blog to defend them why should you?
To your absent bovine deity you all mean less than the green slim that use to fall upon her head on stage.
Cut your hair, stop using drugs, move out of your parents house, get a job, grow up, do something productive for society, and FORGET WHAT WAS ON NICKOLODEIAN A QUARTER CENTURY AGO.
I've moved on. Since I've left television I've had an excellent career standing beside the front door of several old blue haired women.
You all disgust Mrs David the Gnome as you would have Swift if we hadn't been forced to put him down with his rickets and herpes back in 2001.
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I agree...since I wrote that shit under a different name.I'm so lonely.PLease send me an inflatable love doll. My old one finally wore out. Mommy!
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My love-doll is just fine thank you very much!!
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back in the mid-80's I wrote christine mcglade a couple of letters. I inclosed photos and everything. I waited and waited for a letter back, but it never happened. I was SO hoping to get a letter back from the GREAT Christine Mcglade, but no way, so fuck you christine mcglade
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Pah! A lot of kids write to their favorite stars, hoping to make a personal connection. It doesn't always happen.
When I was a kid, I wrote to Jill Whelan (Vicki on the Love Boat). She, herself, wrote back... on the back of pictures. I ended up with 4 photos of her with short letters. And they weren't form letters either.
But, of course, I was an irrational kid so I said, and even expected, some really stupid things. Then got upset because they didn't turn out like I'd hoped and threw the letters away. totally stupid and I regret it to this day.
I watched YCDTOTV on Nickelodion and thought Christine was about my age at that time. I started writing her, this time not making any stupid comments or expecting anything irrational. Whoever was in charge of getting the letters wrote back (probably form letters but it was no big deal by then) and told about the gang going to school and such. I ended up with a couple of picture postcards of the cast and even one or two signed photos of the cast.
I've only ever had one irrational, illogical thought that involved Christine McGlade. While attending a boarding school, during our homework hours, someone called for me, but we aren't allowed to take non-emergency calls during homework hours. The person didn't leave a callback number but left the name "Christy". The rational part of my brain said "I don't know a Christy. I've never heard of Christine McGlade going by the name of 'Christy'. And even if I did, why in the heck would she be calling ME??". The irrational part of my brain said "But Christine McGlade is the ONLY person who would have the nickname of 'Christy'."
Rationally, it wasn't her and no reason for it to have been her. Nor do I want to know for absolute certainty. Fat lot of good it would be for me to know that it WAS her now, right?
Really though, if you're holding on to a disappointment such as a famous person not writing you back or responding to you, then you're pretty sad. Even politicians, if they even respond to letters by their constiuents, respond in form letters. Rarely, if ever, do they respond personally. So holding a grudge that a star doesn't respond to you or respond to you the way you want is pretty sad.
Andrew
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hey fuck you wise-ass
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So you never returned my call!! I've beem waiting all these years for an answer!!
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Christine McGlade!I must admit here and now that I love YCDTOTV.Coming from a person who was not even born when this rather revolutionary,unbelievably original and plain funny show was aired.I was born on May 1st 1991,if you all must know.And yet I have an air of Nostalgia when I think of this show or indeed manage to snatch up an old video of it online.You see Christine,my mother who was the eldest in her family was married THE SAME DAY YCDTOTV aired!!!But her younger brother and sisters love it.She was already 21,so she never watched it.But I on the other hand watched it for the first time about 12 years ago from an old recording my uncle had lying about in his sitting room lol!The show,as most things do,changed over the years from what i can gather,but it always had a legendary structure to it.Legendary show,Legendary cast(Yourself Christine!,Kevin sommers,Vanessa Lindores,Alanis!Jill stanley,and Les Lye of course).Those were among many.I'm sorry to say I think that people born after me probably have never heard of this show.It was too distant I would say.But plenty of my friends would love to chat about this show often!Christine,please reply to me,there are so many more things I would like to say to you!
Much Love,
Connor
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yo conner, why dont you go sniff your mothers panties?
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You're a bit of a trouble maker on this blog i see.Christine went to the trouble of creating this years after ycdtotv ended to stay in touch with fans and someone like you comes here and ruins it.Do Christine and the rest of us a favor and LEAVE.
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I will never leave,asshole because I don't have a life and I have nothing else better to do! I'm lonely,ugly and stupid. You leave or I'll tell my mommy and she will fart in your face,you bad pooty man.
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This is the REAL Fender, and I say: little conner, think you can make me leave?? i'd snap you, take care
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Real or not, you are still a douche!
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Double-douche
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This is the REAL Fender, please give me a shot up the ass with a dildo that looks like Scooby-Doo. I love my mommy!
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somebody has been jacking off way too much. its funny, people want to be me, even in here!!
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I like talking to myself too...
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Hey Christine, would you post some pictures of your very hairy pussy, oh and pictures of your tits also? thanks
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show us moose-pussy
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Hi Rachael, hows it hangin?
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It's lonely when you're the only one around isn't pathetic Fender??
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Oh my hech yes
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Rachael look what you have done to christines website!!
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I guess that its ok to write about what we have dreamed about, RIGHT? I dreamed the other night that i had rented a smallist motel room. I was there and then all of a sudden like there was this black fellow in my motel room. Then here come christine mcglade and she just had to have sex with this fellow. When christine was on the floor in her undies, I left. When I came back into the room, christine was nude and the fellow she was with had split. Christine was acting like she didnt want me to see her nude body, so she kinda bent over and ran to another room, thats it.
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Hmm... vehwy intewesting!
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thinking back on that dream, I think I wanted to be the one with christine, I felt like an outsider and it was my motel room.
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Glad you're back; I used to have the biggest crush on you when I was 7 or 8. I remember pieces from the Divorce ep- where one boy (Justin?) says his Mum got custody of the fridge but his father got custody of the food; and then the father says that its hard to eat the food before it spoils.
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Дорогое Кристина, Я хотел был бы очень много urinate в вашем vagina и ejaculate в вашем rectum. Также, вы пожалуйста вылизали бы мои тестикулы когда я буду сделан?
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Christine, Seems the post have gone to the trash, (which is were some of the idiots on here should go). It also seems you haven't posted in quite some time. It would be nice to be able to chat with you now that I have found your site. If you get this please update us as to were and how we (the true fans) can contact you and hear more of those great stories about YCDTOTV. Love the one about Turkey television shipping your motorcycle. Yours truly a devoted fan. P.S. Any new news on the DVD release. I still haven't given up hope.
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My idol Michael jackson died. i loved him so much. he was like a mother to me!
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So sorry to hear about Les'passing, I'm sure you have very fond memories from all your time together.
My condolences to his family and friends such as yourself.
RIP good sir, you will be missed
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Very nice post!Keep in touch with new updates please...
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Hey Christine.Sorry to hear about Les Lye.but I have to ask,how is Jill Stanley?Man she is hot,could it be I'm in love with her.She must be at least 15 years older than me,but damn she is nice!Not much info about her online though,and she hasn't done any TV since the early 90's.
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Hey how you doing? I just heard about Les Lye. man...I'm so sorry to hear that I hope you doing okay. But I just want to know one thing will we ever see YCDTOTV DVDs in stores? so todays kids can see who our Spongebobs, Drakes& Joshs and iCarlys back in the days was
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