Edward asks about...Pies.
Posted by Christine McGlade at 8/7/2007 9:50 AM and is filed under uncategorized 
I'm baaaack. Lots of life got in the way there for a while. I'm going to try answering an email again, although I do believe that cutting and pasting some html-tagged email before was what caused some kind of clog in my blog.
Andrew wrote to me and asked:
"I have a question that I wanted to ask you about being pied. It seems that you took more pies to the face than anyone else on the show. What was it like to be pied? How did they shoot those sketches? Did you groan each time you saw another script that had you getting pied? In particular, I am very curious about the “Drugs” episode, where all those kids just barraged you at the end. What was that experience like, and can you give us some “behind the scenes” info on that episode? I also enjoyed the “malapropophobia” sketch where Ross hit you with “the next cream pie” even after he told you he wouldn’t, all because he suffered from a fear of telling the truth. Classic stuff. Who came up with that idea? Any insight on that sketch as well?"
okay, one at a time! I think you are right, I probably did get more pies than the other kids, and I chalk this up to 2 factors:
1) I was on every show, mostly, so the odds were simply greater that I would therefore suffer more indiginities than the others and
2) Roger Price had a secret strategy that by humiliating and otherwise causing me to endure great hardships, he would thereby make me more sympathetic, even though I was mostly portrayed as a bit of a sarcastic know-it-all (hang on-I think that was my true personality shining through!!)
The thing is, being pied was kind of...fun. They weren't real pies-hope this isn't revealing some kind of comedy trade secret. I can see it now: this will get back to the comedy mafia and they'll take a hit out on me. I knew there was a good reason to fear clowns...
but back to the "pies"...they were, in fact, shaving cream. This foamed up and was more creamy than whipped cream, and it didn't melt under the hot studio lights and get all smelly and old-dairy disgusting. The only downside was that certain kids, who shall remain nameless but who were younger than me and somewhat mischevious, often used the pie-ing with the shaving cream as a weapon, and indeed, I got a few in the face that were relatively forceful. Shaving cream in the eyes kinda stings. The drug ep is one where the pieing at the end was....robust.
Ross (Les Lye), being a long-time, inside member of the secret comedy mafia, was expert at all things slapstick, and could deliver a pie like no other, with just the right amount of force (it looked like there was force, but there wasn't) and just the right amount of squish at the end. A consumate comedy pro. I hope he never finds out I have revealed the shaving cream secret, he would be horrified.
Andrew wrote to me and asked:
"I have a question that I wanted to ask you about being pied. It seems that you took more pies to the face than anyone else on the show. What was it like to be pied? How did they shoot those sketches? Did you groan each time you saw another script that had you getting pied? In particular, I am very curious about the “Drugs” episode, where all those kids just barraged you at the end. What was that experience like, and can you give us some “behind the scenes” info on that episode? I also enjoyed the “malapropophobia” sketch where Ross hit you with “the next cream pie” even after he told you he wouldn’t, all because he suffered from a fear of telling the truth. Classic stuff. Who came up with that idea? Any insight on that sketch as well?"
okay, one at a time! I think you are right, I probably did get more pies than the other kids, and I chalk this up to 2 factors:
1) I was on every show, mostly, so the odds were simply greater that I would therefore suffer more indiginities than the others and
2) Roger Price had a secret strategy that by humiliating and otherwise causing me to endure great hardships, he would thereby make me more sympathetic, even though I was mostly portrayed as a bit of a sarcastic know-it-all (hang on-I think that was my true personality shining through!!)
The thing is, being pied was kind of...fun. They weren't real pies-hope this isn't revealing some kind of comedy trade secret. I can see it now: this will get back to the comedy mafia and they'll take a hit out on me. I knew there was a good reason to fear clowns...
but back to the "pies"...they were, in fact, shaving cream. This foamed up and was more creamy than whipped cream, and it didn't melt under the hot studio lights and get all smelly and old-dairy disgusting. The only downside was that certain kids, who shall remain nameless but who were younger than me and somewhat mischevious, often used the pie-ing with the shaving cream as a weapon, and indeed, I got a few in the face that were relatively forceful. Shaving cream in the eyes kinda stings. The drug ep is one where the pieing at the end was....robust.
Ross (Les Lye), being a long-time, inside member of the secret comedy mafia, was expert at all things slapstick, and could deliver a pie like no other, with just the right amount of force (it looked like there was force, but there wasn't) and just the right amount of squish at the end. A consumate comedy pro. I hope he never finds out I have revealed the shaving cream secret, he would be horrified.
I'm so glad you're back, Christine!!
And I know exactly who you're talking about. I have the Drugs episode and the who-will-still-be-unnamed literally SLAMMED it right into your face! There was even a "BAM!" noise very audible on the tape. Everytime I see that, I'm left speechless. Did you do something to Ke...oops, "that boy" that made him so mad? :-P
And actually, the shaving cream thing is already known anyway. Haha. If I remember correctly, I read on YCDTOTV.com that early cast member, Cindi Kennedy, accidently swallowed some.
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Ditto here! Welcome back to your blog. Nice new look. I was watching some pie scenes on You Tube the other day. Boy, did they ever sock it to you! Sometimes it did seem like they enjoyed it a little too much!
About Roger's motives for making your character likable through embarrassment, I would have to say that now that you mention it, it does seem somewhat true in earlier skits. In approximately 1979 - 80, there's a skit where two boys are doing a "Moose Call", and they're saying your name "Moose" in a long, dragged out way as if it were coming from an actual moose call. Like an animal wandering through the forest, you wandered over to where you heard the sound. You then explained to the boys that it was only your nickname, not your real name. You walked back over to the other side of the set, and they both began calling you again, "Moose", and again, almost like a deer walking across the forest, you walked over to where you heard the sound.
The boys laughed. Then you looked into the camera with an orphan Annie-type look and said, "I think I have to change my nickname."
That was one of the earliest pieces of footage I had seen of You Can't. When I first saw it, I thought it was a little humiliating for these two boys to be making fun of another kid's nickname, but it did make you more endearing to the audience.
Guess Roger Price's strategy worked.
All the best, Moose!
Todd Harris
NJ
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Delighted to see you back. I had always sort of suspected about the shaving cream, but wondered what happened when it got in one's eyes. Thanks for clearing that up (as it were).
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Good to have you back.
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Good evening Christine, my name is Wayne and I live in New York. You are awesome! I just recently discovered ycdtotv.com and your website. Seeing clips from the show on ycdtotv.com and youtube really brings back a lot of memories. I miss the show so much and if they ever get around to releasing it on dvd I think I would buy every single episode. You were my favorite character from the show. They don't make good shows like this anymore and it's quite a shame.
I think Roger Price's strategy worked because I always felt sorry for you whenever you were a victim of a pie barrage.
Sincerely,
Wayne
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Well, you've discussed the green slime, the pies... is there going to be a water post next? Speaking of which, was official CJOH/YCDTOTV water intentionally made warm, cold, or just sort of room temperature? I suppose warm water would be slightly less unpleasant, but what do I know?
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Woo-Hoo! You're back! Hey! Moe Howard (from The Three Stooges!) told me the same thing about pies and shaving cream so don't worry about giving away any secrets. Moe let the cat out of the bag a long time ago! lol!
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Yes indeed, welcome back!
Mmmmmmmm Shaving Cream...
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Moosie,
Glad to see you're back and blogging!If you were the one that got hit with the most pies,I'd venture to say that Lisa was the one who got "Watered" the most.
I still crack up every time I watch you trick Lisa into saying,"Water".
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Welcome Back Christine.
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Ooh yay got a new look going on as well. Spiffy.
I've learned that cold isn't too good for the whipped cream pie either. During one of my drama class' spring shows, we raffled off the chance to pie a teacher. I sprayed out the aerosol cream about half an hour in advance and kept it in a mini-fridge. When it came time to use it, it was about as thin and soupy as... as... thin soup. Sorry, its early in the morning.
So I can see why shaving cream would get preferential treatment. The real stuff is just too weak.
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Ok, now I feel real stupid after your explaination that the pies were made of shaving cream...I could have sworn that after you got pied, some of the cast would scoop some of the cream and eat it, or the one being pied would lick some of it up with their toungue. Was that just my bad memory? or did you guys stop rolling tape, and switch the cream?
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Yes I remember a few eps as well where someone went up and licked the cream
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The one episode I remember where they really tortured you, Christine, is the "Safety First" episode,where you got water (several times), slimed, shocked, torn in half, had your head cut off, had a 16-ton weight dropped on you (a la Monty Python), and even had your dress lifted up. Did you owe the director money that week or something?
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Hi Christine
I sent you an email, but just in case it wound up in the junk mail box, thought I'd try you here! I'm a writer for What's Up Kids Family Magazine and would really like to interview you for an upcoming feature article about kids on TV. I would like to interview you because the parents reading the magazine would have grown up with your show, and you have gone on to work in the industry behind the scenes as an adult.
Could you please contact me on the attached email address so I could arrange a phone interview? You would have the insight many parents and kids would appreciate on this subject. :)
Kind regards
Kylie-Jane
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So, Christine, when you walk through a store, are you recognized by people and begged to death to sign an autograph? I mean, is your life like a normal citizen's or like a celebrity who can't stay out of the lens of a media-holic? I'm in the States, so enlighten me. What's up in Canada with you and your reputation? The pie conversation is great, but if we lose you again on the internet, I want to get every thing into these blogs. You're an intriguing celebrity, in that you were one of the biggest stars of the early 80's. What happened? Why didn't you pursue stardom? And also, do you think that if you went to Hollywood with your resume, you could find a place there to be a starring attraction? Your status reminds me of a Todd Bridges or Leif Garrett or Kim Fields. It's like being one move away from being the leading actor or actress. The world needs our decent kid actors as decent adult actors because the children stars that are being shown today have lost their minds or clothes as adults like Lindsey Lohan and Christina Ricci. Harry Potter on stage. I don't know. Maybe it's smart to get out before you become an adult? Get out like Kristy McNichol did. Or a Punky Brewster and Vicki from the tv show Small Wonder. You were good enough to get to the next level in acting Christine, so what happened? Why'd you back away from show business in front of the camera? Please don't take this as offensive. Just curiousity from your homie.
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Your secret is safe with me.
Your Kansas City fan, Freddy
P.S. Many happy (although belated) returns of the day. (Happy belated birthday!)
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Hi Christine
Long time fan, loved the show on ABC as a kid (Australian ABC that is...). I too am wondering about the fame aspect. I guess it would depend on how they treat 'celebrity' in Canada. In interviews, singer/songwriter Neil Finn has stated that when he goes home to New Zealand he gets left alone, can take the kids to school & operate like a normal person, regardless of whether he is the frontman of a big band like Crowded House. People just let him go about his business. Everywhere else in the world he goes to he's hounded for autographs etc etc...
How is it in Canada? Or is it a case of the newer generation of kids not recognising you due to the show not being aired anymore? Do you get people whispering in the background of the supermarket: "Is that her? I reckon it is. Should we go ask? NO that would be embarrassing, especially if it isn't" kinda thing?
Just another thing you may already know: The show was HUGE in Australia, airing on the ABC during "The Afternoon Show" which showed a lot of other kids shows. Every kid would get home from school & switch on "The Afternoon Show", & I remember having many YCDTOTV discussions with kids the next day.
Thanks for the entertainment!
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I could tell that some of the pies were shaving cream, but some of them were definitely not. The one that slams Lisa during the episode on the Supernatural comes to mind. Even the pies in the Drugs ep look "real". Of course, you were the one with the pies in your face, so who am I to quibble, lol.
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What ever happend to Ross?
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Is there going to be another slimecon anytime soon?
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Hard to say, really. There have been initial discussions about doing it again at some point, maybe for the show's 30th anniversary in 2009. The real question is, would it be interesting enough to hold again? Also, would any of the cast members attend at this point, or have they sort of put the show in their past for good and moved on with their lives? (I'm honestly curious about the answer to that last question)
There are a lot of challenges facing another SlimeCon, but the two that were held were great experiences for all involved. It's certainly worth thinking about.
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"Don't Pull the Rope!"
I was just watching CBC and some show I wasn't aware of was on called "The Doodlebops." Evidently at complete random, a rope falls from the ceiling, and everybody tells this character "Don't pull the rope!" but he pulls it anyway and water falls from above. Reminded me of some other show where water falls from the sky... wonder what that show could be...
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Im such a huge fan! I loved the show and grew up watching you guys!!
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Has Christine forgotten the site?
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Hello Christine.
If you ever get this message, I just want you to know that the positive effects of YCDTOTV are still out there.
Last month I was "Backstage" at our Renaissance Festival, and the day just seemed to be going "Too Well". Everyone seemed to be waiting for something bad to happen, and while we were waiting for our parade to start, I was chatting with some members of the Royal Court.
To make a long story short, after discussing the good fortunes of the day, someone said "Well, maybe our luck is turning around, and everything will be perfect".
Simultaneously, and completely spontaneously, I yelled back across the crowd... "Yeah, maybe.. or this is just the introduction to the opposite sketches!"
Halfway through that statement, I looked up to see the person next to me saying the exact same line. Needless to say... it was a moment of bizarre synchronicity, and the start of a long conversation, which looks to become a long friendship.
Thank you again for bringing humor and joy to our lives.
You rock.
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Hi Moosie! Hey Its been quite some time since We've heard from you, Do hope all is well. Found quite a following for YCDTOT in FACEBOOK. Quite a growing number of folks know and remember the show. Anyways, Happy Holidays to you and yours!
-G.
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Christine,
Thanks for being online--I was wondering what was happening with you recently. Count me as a major fan (just 2 years or so younger than you, actually), who was able to introduce his children to YCDTOTV through the magic of the Internet. Thanks for the fun for both of our generations, and for giving some of us regular kids hope that we might be on TV someday ourselves. (That hasn't happened exactly for me, but hey, I'm still childish. :) ) {ProfJonathan}
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Hello Christine
I am a fan, it's nice to see you are online or at least recently were online and actually taking the time to answer questions from your fans. I wished the re-runs of YCDTOTV were still on the air somewhere so I could show my 9 year old son what I used to watch on TV growing up,... I am the same age as Alasdair.
I hope this message finds you and your family doing well.
-Mike
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Hey Christine, I'm going to guess that you are really busy once again but should you see this posting please have a look at YCDTOYT it would mean a great deal to the kids that are acting on the show. I almost had a job writing for the show back in 1987. Mr Price phoned me and we had a half hour chat. But it was not to be becuase the show was channeled before I got to Ottawa. Any ways I writing the show now and it's a lot of fun. -Sterling
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Hi Christine,
Just wanted to stop by and say hello and am so glad that I found this site! I am a huge fan of ycdtotv, and you and Lisa were my all time favorite characters!
Jason
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Christine,
I loved YCDTOTV. I first saw it when my parents got cable TV about 1981 I was 11 yr old. I would love to see YCDTOTV on DVD in fact I would purchase it for my 12 yr old daughter who watches nick all the time. I would also like to see a current pic of you. I kind of had a crush on you in the 80's.
Dave in Custer SD.
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www.aboutus.org/ChristineMcGlade.com
This is rather slutty. Why would Christine write such crap? Maybe she has a darker side than any of us are aware of!
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Christine, I always thought you were sexy, you still make me horny :P
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Jep, christine is still a hottie, she had the perfect amount of weight on her to make her great for sex........nice and tight
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Yep, nice and tight, and thats alright
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How would you know? Your prick aint been anywhere near a woman.
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Christine has those nice titties, firm and big, I would love to get my hands on them.
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Big? You been dating 10 year olds with mosquito bites again, Beau?
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I agree! She's way hot!
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It's official... Christine doesn't read this anymore. LOL.
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I sent her an e-mail via her website. Hopefully all will be straightened out soon. :)
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she should not have started this if she wasn't going continue it......
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Hey, everyone gets busy once in a while, especially people in the entertainment industry.
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Quit your whining you big pussy.
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Found this blog after looking on Wikipedia for YCDTOTV... wonder if any of the other cast members have one.
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I wonder if christine likes anal sex?
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With your pencil dick? I doubt it!
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I just wish christine the very best, she made me laugh
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I think it's just embarrassing that people would post such awful things on someone's personal blog. Especially someone who has tried to be open to her fans as Christine has. You people should be ashamed of yourself. Frankly, I'm disgusted.
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Consider who started this.
www.aboutus.org/ChristineMcGlade.com
A public figure should not write such garbage if they don't wish such scrutiny by their fans.
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bite me prick
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So fender, do you spend most of your time masturbating in front of your computer? Sad, sad, little man...
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Yes
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i also wear my sisters dirty pantys so whats your point
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those who screw sheep shouldnt throw stones.
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up yours rachael
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So poetic. Don't mince words now, fender. I'm sure it took a couple of hours with a dictionary to compose that three word masterpiece.
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Man, this is getting ridiculous now. I have a feeling there's something we are missing in this whole thing from Christine's end. It's all very strange. And I also think one person is posting all the bad things. Some people have too much time on their hands!
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hello, I know this has nothing to do with this, but I was wondering if you remember my mom, sherra matthewson?
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oh rachael you are so very cleaver, now go finger yourself
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fender:
Cleaver??? I believe you meant clever; which yes, I am. Unfortunately, you with your third grade education are not.
Let's look at your record of consistency:
anal sex
bite me prick
up your
finger yourself
Do you really insist on showing your lack of decorum (sorry fender, decorum means the appropriateness of behavior or conduct) by embarrassing yourself on a regular basis?
You are no match for me. Frankly, I'm beginning to find you rather boorish, since your responses are hostile, lack originality, and punctuation.
You however, will insist on having the last word. After all, that is what insecure, pathetic, little people such as yourself do.
Enjoy that trailer fender. Perhaps someday the Piggly Wiggly will promote you. Then you may finally realize your dream of that double wide. Meantime, continue molesting children and being violent towards women.
I will not respond to your next post; I am above that. Enjoy your miserable existence of a life.
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well buttplug, you really showed me huh? how very bright you are, and I am no match for you. I do get the feeling that you are some fat bitch that hates all men. My life is fine, its your life that is in question. I'll leave you with this, push away from that Bigmack!! TTFN
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you are an imbecile. have fun jerking off this week, crackerhead.
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oh will will :P
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I mean, Oh I will, too much puff. Oh and also rachael ever heard of Jenny Creig? She wants to hear from you, you gotta start someday, TA
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I love christine when she had her hair dyed black, she was hot
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Rachael, are you a shut-in? Like too big to leave the house?
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fender dude, it looks like this rachael chick got the best of you. Man you keep ranting, but just like the girl said she isn't respondinf. btw, you are one angry bmf!
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I agree, lighten up fender. Can't you just drop it?
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sure she did, SURE!! Rach, you should try to get out more, you know, take a walk before you get so fat you can't walk anymore. I can feel your fat girly-girl! TTFN
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Rachael, you are a phoney fat bitch, arn't you?? Now go feed
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SHIT-BALLS-DICK-TIT-CUNT
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Lol! You're a f#@king riot fender! You don't get out much do you?
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I am on house arrest. my bad??
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fender you are my new hero
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To get back to christine mcglade for a moment....when I was young, I was watching you can't. I had this huge crush on christine. This one show she came out wearing a black one piece bathing suit. My crush turned to lust, and she has stayed a crush for many years.
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Did you ever see the one where she's wearing a yellow tennis skirt and she has a cast on her leg? She's hopping around on one leg, falls, then shimmies backward to the riser behind her. The whole time you get this glorious upskirt shot. Sweet!!!
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Given the kind of responses that this blog is getting, I wouldn't be surprised if Christine never spoke with the public again. It's truly sad that when a TV icon decides to open up to her fans, this is the kind of disgusting and degrading stuff that gets posted in response.
Fender, please do grow up and find something constructive to do with your time. I don't even want to touch the previous post - there's something very disturbing about a person who watches a *children's* TV show for upskirt shots. Yuck.
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So you think upskirt shots are yuck? You need to get in touch with your inner voyeur, because upskirt shot rule!! real men like seeing things like that, it is just how we are. And by the way, christine is all grow up now, and i am sure she has had lots of sex, its human nature. so fuck off prude
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Yes I think I do remember the cast on her leg. Christine knows how to get attention from the guys, cause sex sells even on kids shows. Christine is a nice looking gal. So if we look at her with sex thoughts, that is normal. And even when she was younger, she had a killer body!!
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Yo byron, something tell me that you must have been watching "kevin" more closely. If you think an upskirt is yuck, your a fag!
A few years back I went to see Alanis in concert. The opening band was Garbage. With the very eatable Shirley Manson. I loved seeing Garbage, but when Alanis hit the stage, it was time to split. But I must say Alanis did very well for herself. I wonder if she has stayed intouch with any of the"You Can't cast members. Also I remember watching Turkey TV, that show was great and very funny.
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Byron Smith come out of the closet !!
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You gotta come out of it first fender. Not enough room for 3
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you probably like to eat garbage too..
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Hey Christine, I remember growing up and watching your show when I was a kid. I hope all is well with you and I'm excited I've got the chance to actually say "Hi" to you.
Don't get let down about some who might be negetive towards you. Thiers people like that all over the world with nothing better do.
Take care, I'm glad I got to say Hi!
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up yours
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No, Fender. If you're looking up skirts on a *children's* TV show - I will repeat , a *children's* TV show - you've got problems. I really shouldn't have to spell this out for you. Nor is this the appropriate forum for such a discussion.
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Byron you should talk this over with rachael, she's a fag too! come out of the closet
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Why are you so angry and offensive?
You know, I'm sorry I asked that question. Because I guarantee that based on previous posts, I won't get a respectful answer.
Please, for the sake of my friend and colleague Christine, could we please take this to a respectful level? After all, this blog is suppose to be about someone you all admire.
Please don't deface it anymore.
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Is this THE Lisa? That would be cool.
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Lisa you sound like a nice and respectful lady. I have just one question for you, do you swallow??
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Way to go fender, you just insulted Lisa Ruddy!
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so does she swallow?
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almost as good as your mother
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It just dawned on me, christine, lisa, and all the other girls that were on "you can't" are now all MILF's
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100th post, what do I win??
Byron smith bite the big one closet-case
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You\'re such a coward fender! You can\'t respond to anyone with an intelligent answer, can you? So, what is it you are afraid of little man?
I\'ll venture to say that you don\'t have much of a life, do you? No girlfriend??? Dead end job??? Minimal education so you can\'t improve yourself??? There has to be some reason that you are such a sad, pathetic individual that your only defense is to attempt to bring everyone down to your level.
It\'s not working. You just keep making more of an ass of yourself and everyone is laughing at you.
Actually, I think most of them are done laughing at you. You posted 3 times in a row without a response. You\'re old news fender. Boring, unimaginative, unintelligible, last week\'s news.
And you\'re so predictable, I already know you will continue to respond like a coward and pepper this with vile insults.
You\'re a joke. You will always be a joke. Your insults prove that. They also show you really don\'t like yourself very much. Coward! You wouldn\'t have the balls to say any of this to our faces. Coward, coward, coward.......
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so fuck off
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I THINK YOU ROCK FENDER, KICK HIS ASS
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Oh, did I make the widdle boy cry? Boo Hoo! Did I hurt the widdle boy's feelings?
Just like I said fender/AnalSexOnAcid (everyone knows that post by AnalSexOnAcid is you fender, the only one that gullible is you) you couldn't handle it, so you respond like the true moron you are.
Joke, joke, joke....
Coward, coward, coward....
And so the story continues....
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I bet you wouldn't say that shit to my face. You can hide behind your little computer screen, you mean boy!! now tell your mother to get under my desk
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Yes, I would say it to your face. And I'm hardly the one who is hiding. You hide behind this act of being vile, obnoxious, violent fender. Unless it isn't a act; and in that case, it's just pathetic...
And it's such a joy to hear from you again AnalSexOnAcid, fender's alterego/same person. Come on, two minutes between posts. Could you be more obvious?
See, I can approach this in a civilized manner fender, and you can't. And that eats at you doesn't it? You don't like being inferior do you? So your only defense is to be obscene.
It's funny and sad all at once. I almost want to take pity on you. Your inability to make any form of a positive impression in this world. The bad environment you must live in to make you act this way.
I should feel bad for you. Poor fender, he was the product of a crappy environment. Not enough love as a child. Spurned by the girls who laughed behind his back. Life gave you some hard knocks, didn't it fender?
Poor, poor fender. Can't defend himself in a civilized manner because mommy and daddy didn't show him how.
Wait a second now. Let me reread your post. "Have my mother get under your desk?" Sounds like an Oedipus complex. Is that it fender? Did your mommy sexually abuse you as a child? "Don't tell anyone son and it will be our little secret." And then you realized you liked it and loved your mommy very much. But mommy couldn't be there for you when you became older because it wasn't as naughty and you became a bore to her. So she stopped and you were devastated. And to this day, every relationship you have is doomed because they can't live up to mommy. Oh, how my heart aches for the poor, poor boy...
Lack of proper love. Lack of education. How could you possibly be anything else?
Hey everyone, doesn't it break your heart? Poor, poor fender...
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Fender you are getting alot of attention
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I'm cool. i deserve it
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So wheres your mother? I need her mouth
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It puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again
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pull them little panties down to your knees take a deep breath, close your eyes and enjoy.............
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Get off your cuzzin. shes only 12 and you could knock her up. ugly fuckin kid that would make
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you are all nutts
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get away from my nutts you mo!
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WTF!!! What did I do to you fender?
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J.H. you sound like a little prick. You also sound like the kind of little prick that needs his ass kicked, keep it up jerk!!
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fender likes pricks
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I watched that show years ago when I was a kid in the Uk. Good luck christine
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You wanker. How can you remeber your childhood? You live in a drug induced haze.
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You bag of shite. Complete bollocks! "I'll bloody thump your arse!
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I see some cunt is useing my screen name, don't let me catch you, or it's your ass
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Dude, I hope so cause that cousin remark was rude and right down your alley.
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Like AnalSexOnAcid said, you are getting alot of attention. Pissed people attention, but attention nonetheless.
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I know I'll probably take crap from this fender guy, but is it not pretty obvious that this is his primary objective?
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I rule!!
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Something tell me that our "pass the gravy" girl rachael is around
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Not me fender. You ever try to type with a fork in one hand and a Brewski in the other?
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Not me either. I'm still waiting for that gravy to get passed.
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Hi this is Rachael, my favorite snack food is cat-turds. Dipped in gravy of course
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I seen Amy Winehouse has checked in, was that really her?? NO NO NO
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So Christine McGlade, what are your thoughts on all of this? We have turned to riot because you haven't spoken to us! We just might have to torch the place before long, or at least turn over some cars or maybe a bus!!
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You can dip my turds in gravy, you hot hunk of burnin love. Rim shot! Rim shot!
Mmmm
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Well Fender, I have been reading all of your remarks, and I must say, you make me hot! I want to jump your bones big guy!! I have your email address and I am sending you some of my nude photos, big kiss C.M.
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Fender I must say I am impressed. I also want to send you mt nude photos, studmuffin!
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Oh rachael baby! I like a girl with some meat on her bones. Find that gravy and we can forget the K-Y Gel. Pass the StoveTop, I got some stuffin to do!
XOXOXOXO
Your StudFender
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Screw the gravy, I want Cheesy Poofs!
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Whats all this talk about gravy?? I like butter my my gravy, leave them steak-tips right where they are..
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complaints or comments
fenderlespaul@walla.com
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Or try the crime dog
aka Parker Alley
fenderstrat27@hotmail.com
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Fender can I blow you, please???
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Well Rachael, since you said please, then ok. But you'll need to wear a mouth condom, I don't want it to burn tomorrow when I pee
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That's ok fender, I was going to ask you to wear a condom anyways. I didn't want direct contact with your Herpes and Syphilis sores, the puss is really gross!
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I meant pus, but your puss is kinda gross also! Must be all those generations of inbreeding.
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Come on dear, at least say something that is worth reading, that was just dumb
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Rachael, at least write something worth reading, that was just dumb
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And how do your posts merit reading? Your insulting and vile and beyond dumb. Not to mention, you started all this. The chick is just defending herself.
However, I highly doubt that you are dealing with the original Rachael. I think she left the building a long, long time ago.
In that respect, I guess it would be ok then, since it appears to be another sick fuck playing your game.
So you two kids go have fun, or play in traffic, or play Russian roulette with your parent's gun, or something like that.
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Two different F(f)enders also. Confusing which sick fuck is which.
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God mcgruff you seem to know everything, and you are so smart, now fuck off
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Naughty vacum cleaner nozzle, Naughty vacum cleaner nozzle, Naughty!!
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It's not naughty if YOU are the one who keeps putting it down there. Been watching a bit too much Austin Powers have you?
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